Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category

“FAN” Poll grossly innacurate

November 23, 2007

In a new fan poll posted on newyorkrangers.com, it states that Philadelphia is the biggest ‘threat’ to the rangers finishing in first place.

Fan Poll

Clearly, it sounds like shenanigans. The obvious choice, ‘none’ received only 7.88% of the votes. If 13320 true Ranger fans voted in this poll, it would be none by 100%. I feel as if the New Jersey Devils organization, and their leader, the dark lord Satan have something to do with this.

Satan

Good defeats evil yet again

November 4, 2007

In the shootout, Petr Prucha pwnd Marty Broduer’s face with an amazing move, and with King Henry’s amazing (yet again) performance, the New York Rangers proved once again that good always defeats evil in this world.

henry King Henry > SatanSatan