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Chris Drury Wins 329 Faceoffs In One Night…

December 30, 2007

Chris Drury has amassed a mind boggling 329 faceoff victories in one night on Sunday, a new record. This shattered the previous record of 70 by Montreal Canadiens Center Joseph Henri Richard set in 1973. The Rangers, ironically enough, defeated Richard’s former team by a score of 4-3 thanks to a breakaway goal by Brendan Shanahan in overtime.

Drury was winning faceoffs left and right Sunday night. His concentration and hand-eye coordination was impeccable and surpassed by no one. In addition to the 29 faceoff wins against the Canadiens, Drury was able to win 20 faceoffs in the Flyers/Panthers game, 14 faceoffs in the Kings/Blackhawks game and thus far he was won 16 faceoffs in the Ducks/Canucks game. The Ducks and Canucks are currently in the third period and Drury will surely add to his record total before the night is over.

Amazing enough, Drury’s night of faceoff wins was not finished there. He was able to win various faceoffs around the world. He won the faceoff of Herm Edwards and Eric Mangini at Giants Stadium, he won the faceoff between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination, he won the faceoff between National Treasure and Alvin and Chimpmunks at the box office, he won the faceoff between the Jets and the Sharks on the westside, he won the faceoff between many married couples over the country, he won the faceoff between the Writer’s Union and Hollywood studios, he was able to win the faceoff between Doug Funnie and Roger Klautz, he was able to the win the faceoff between oil and vinegar (not even density could stop him), he was able to win the many faceoff between children fighting over the remote the control……he was even able to the the faceoff of “ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR”

When asked about his unstoppable and historic night, Chris quaintly replied, “I just get into a groove and I get a few bounces my way, that’s it.”

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RANGERS VS. ICELAND-ERS TONITE

November 6, 2007

OOOOOOOH THE BABY, JEEP HUMMER 2007 METRO ICE CHALLENGE CONTINUES TONIGHT AS THE RANGERS CROSS THE OVER THE EAST RIVER TO LON GISLAND TO BATTLE THE SO FAR LUCKY NEW YORK ISLANDER SQUAD AND THAT CONCUSSION BEATING BASTARD CHRIS SIMON!! MAYBE ISLANDERS ARE BETTER OFF NOT HAVING RICK “DP: DOUBLE PENETRATION” DIPIETRO START IN GOAL TONIGHT. THERE IS NO WAY ANY GOALTENDER CAN COMPETE WITH KING HENRIK LUNDQVIST RIGHT NOW.

I AM EXPECTING A GOAL OUTBURST TONIGHT…3 MAYBE 4 GOALS….AND ANOTHER SHUTOUT BY HENRY. IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT GAME FOR ONE OF THE BEST RIVALRIES IN ALL OF SPORTS!!

LET’S GO THE RANGERS!!!

WE WANT FISHSTICKS!!!!!!

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HERE A CLASSIC NYR VS. NYI HIGHLIGHT FROM THE 90’S…