Posts Tagged ‘king henry’

Rangers lose to Calgary, decide to not alter history.

January 3, 2008

Last night, the New York Rangers lost to the Calgary Flames 4-3. Or did they? As everyone knows, NYR was on a 3 game winning streak, and Brendan Shanahan declared the NYR as ‘the lord of the rings.’ Now, we all know that LOTR is 3 parts, not 4. Rumor has it that King Henrik, last seen in the 3rd part of the trilogy, Return of the King, where King Henrik returns to the throne of Gondor, did not want to alter history.

“We all know how that story ends. I take the throne, evil is destroyed with the help of my hobbit friends, and I make sweet love to an immortal elf. Why should I change the way that story ends?” It is Rangersin08’s belief that Henry purposely tried to give the Flames the lead last night, just so the LOTR timeline went unscathed. While we all would have liked a 4 game winning streak, we have faith that our king knows whats best for his followers. When asked about the captain of the Flames, Jerome Iginla, Henry said “He’s the captain of the Flames? More like the Ice if you ask me. The only flames in Calgary were behind our airplane as we landed here this morning.”

King Henrik

King Henrik is shown above chillin’ with some royalty and showing off some bling after freeing Gondor from the grip of Sauron.

Calgary Ice

“Henceforth, the Calgary Flames will be known as the Calgary Ice” – King Henrik during his first state of Gondor Address.

ESPN Finally Gets It’s Right

November 11, 2007

Scotty Burnside of ESPN.com wrote a great article about King Henrik Lundqvist.  All Rangers fans, and sports fan in general should check it out

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=burnside_scott&id=3104086

Good defeats evil yet again

November 4, 2007

In the shootout, Petr Prucha pwnd Marty Broduer’s face with an amazing move, and with King Henry’s amazing (yet again) performance, the New York Rangers proved once again that good always defeats evil in this world.

henry King Henry > SatanSatan